Get picked up from school in a BMW. Act cool. You do this all the time.
Try not to let your mouth hang open when you see this office. Mom: 2 words. Massage chair. Christmas is only 362 days away. It’s never too early to start planning.
Stock up on mini oranges and pears. Making $$ peeps.
Load up on seafood and oil.
And pretty much every other food known to China.
But don’t look to the left. Leftovers anyone?
Your glass will never be empty. Not even room for a drop.
And gumbay (one shot) red wine like that’s how it should be enjoyed.
Leave your morals at the door and plan on re-gifting. :S
Smile and nod when a 50 year old man tells you he has a wife… and a ‘secretary.’ But no, you are not looking for a new job.
Blackmail your co-workers.
All at the courtesy of a student’s parents.
That makes for an awkward, hung-over Tuesday at school.
What up students!!!