On a Monday in China…

Get picked up from school in a BMW. Act cool. You do this all the time.

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Try not to let your mouth hang open when you see this office. Mom: 2 words. Massage chair. Christmas is only 362 days away. It’s never too early to start planning.

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Stock up on mini oranges and pears. Making $$ peeps.

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Load up on seafood and oil.

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And pretty much every other food known to China.

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But don’t look to the left. Leftovers anyone?

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Your glass will never be empty. Not even room for a drop.

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And gumbay (one shot) red wine like that’s how it should be enjoyed.

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Leave your morals at the door and plan on re-gifting. :S

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Smile and nod when a 50 year old man tells you he has a wife… and a ‘secretary.’ But no, you are not looking for a new job.

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Blackmail your co-workers.

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All at the courtesy of a student’s parents.

That makes for an awkward, hung-over Tuesday at school.

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What up students!!!

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